Shut Up and Party!

Whatever.

Good Girls Eat Breakfast.

candyncigarettes:

"God, you’re sucha dick!" My best friend says while I tell her the story of how I brought a boy home from the bar the night before, and then declined his offer to take me to breakfast in the morning. "But I let him have my phone number!" I plead, knowing full well that isn’t enough to change her…

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Happy birthday to my ride or die. Love you babygirl! Xo.

Happy birthday to my ride or die. Love you babygirl! Xo.

#tbt to last summer with @ripperpunksmotorcrust beast mode por vida.

#tbt to last summer with @ripperpunksmotorcrust beast mode por vida.

Not my best look but Ali and babyc are too cute.

Not my best look but Ali and babyc are too cute.

Were in love. @candidaalbicancan

Were in love. @candidaalbicancan

Little ladies club. My babyboos.

Little ladies club. My babyboos.

Birthday kisses with my bb. <3

Birthday kisses with my bb. <3

Dear Devin: Happy bday babygirl! Hope it’s filled with dancing, snacks, and puppy kisses! Xoxo

Dear Devin: Happy bday babygirl! Hope it’s filled with dancing, snacks, and puppy kisses! Xoxo

Scheming with the Cerretti boys. (just missing Aaron!)

Scheming with the Cerretti boys. (just missing Aaron!)

For a good time, invite us to your event. Ask about our rates. Alternatively, we also specialize in making other people have a bad time.

For a good time, invite us to your event. Ask about our rates. Alternatively, we also specialize in making other people have a bad time.